So after long debate on what to write tonight’s blog about and how to incorporate memes in the blog the idea hit me: “Oliver, why don’t you search the internet for 5 minutes and write a blog about your 5 favorite ones?” To this I was all like “Charles, great idea bro. I’ll do that!” Then I shared an awkward high-five with myself. (To explain the Charles and Oliver thing)
Anyways moving forward, let’s get started or in the words of the late great Heath Ledger in his role as the Joker “And here we go.” (But instead of the anti-climactic non-explosion of the two boats that would’ve resulted in the Joker’s victory ultimately proving that deep down inside everybody is as ugly as he is, I actually have something that follows)
5. #dwight #boom
Dwight does it again. Our loveable anti-hero from everybody’s favorite paper company in Scranton Pennsylvania, proves every want to be, player hating, low pants wearing, pop star loving, party goer and 16 year old wrong by using simple logic. On behalf of every logical thinker out there, I thank you Mr. Schrute.
4. Morpheus Dupes Us . . . Again.
Morpheus you trickster you. Made me read the top line again and again and again and again and again. (Sadly that is true . . . just kidding I’m smarter than that). In all honesty though, I did have to read the first line over again so that was enough for me to rank it #4 on this list. It was like the first time I watched Inception. Speaking of Inception . . .
3. ‘Nuff Said
Leonardo DiCaprio ftw. #godihopethegreatgatsbydoesntsuck
2. The Tool of the Century: George Lucas
“See That Guy? He Actually Watched the Prequels. Lulz!” Really George, really? I mean what a tool, right? Jar Jar Binks? You Suck George you really do. I’m just kidding how could I hate the man who came up with the idea for the lightsaber. I’ve won so many imaginary wars because of you George, so I thank you. (On a side note: Am I the only one not looking forward to seeing Mark Hamill as Luke in the upcoming trilogy? But that’s a discussion for another day)
P.S. You’re still a tool George.
1. Diabolical Baby
How could something so evil and malicious be so cute? This kid is probably going to be the most malevolent dictator when he grows up and be the oppressor of many innocent individuals, but for now he rocks wrath filled intentions like they were on sale at Baby Gap. And for that he stole the top spot as well as my heart. Well done Hitler Junior, well done.
That concludes today’s blog hope you enjoyed and we’ll see you next time.
P.S. If you want to make your own fun memes to impress your little friends check out Derek’s 5 Steps On How To Make A Meme Of Yourself.